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No more carcasses as a freelance writer!

January4

animals I wore my lumber jack shirt twice in one week, to work. It’s red, flannel, plaid, comfy and surprisingly stylish with pearl snaps. I can wear this to work, because this is how they decorate the office: Animal carcasses line the walls like floorboards would at a normal place.

My attire has changed considerably since I started working, and I’m looking forward to what lies ahead. At my first job out of college, I coveted my coworker’s snappy pantsuits. They were clearly expensive, not a mere attempt at professionalism. Pinstripes, polished shoes … so this is what it’s like to be an adult.

Then at my next job, I spoke in traditional churches in the Bible belt often. My pantsuit wouldn’t quite cut it — as I learned. Not only did I need to be dressed up, but it was preferred that women wore skirts or dresses. I bought my “Republican suit” at Brooks Brothers and wore it proudly to Laura Bush’s church. At least, I told my parents that was her church when she wasn’t in D.C., but I never saw her there. The suit is very Sarah Palin, but I didn’t know it then (circa 2007).

And here we are today, where I wear jeans nearly every day. And I look dressed up compared to the bighorn sheep and birds, with signs that say, “Please do not touch.” No need to worry. … I usually avoid dead, stuffed animals, not touch them.

My last day of work here is Friday. Soon I will be working from home as a freelance writer. Hello, sweat pants and slippers! Goodbye, taxidermy.

Silence is peanut butter jelly

November6

My car battery died more than a month ago. We replaced it, but whenever that happens in my car, the radio/CD player doesn’t work. Something about protecting me from car theft. However, I don’t have the time or mental stamina to fix it. That would require finding a number for a dealership that’s not already in my phone, entering those numbers one by one to make the call, explaining my problem and following directions to fix it.

So, my car rides are silent. It’s a meaningful time of reflection, prayer and meditation. It’s become routine; I now depend on that time. For example, every day when I hop in the car at lunchtime to go home, this is what plays in my head, without fail:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4[/youtube]

Ever meta blogger?

October2

metaI’ve been reading a lot of blogs about blogging. I know, it’s very meta. There are two obvious components to the blogs of professional writers, which discourage me from joining the ranks:
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Clear Hair Theory

September30

LeavesAh, autumn. The shifting seasons, cool breezes, warm colors, pumpkin spice lattes, changing leaves. And this year, more than the leaves have changed colors.

My hair follicles have joined the ranks.
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The DL

September9

Hello, world. I haven’t figured out why my Google Analytics isn’t working. That’s what smart hubs are for. But until he can help, I don’t know if I’m typing this to my mom and said hubs, or if there are more readers out there.

Please let me know, if you’re out there! I want to hear from you. Feel free to comment when you agree or disagree, or point out my blatant typo in my tirade about bad grammar, or if you’ve had experiences similar or vastly different to mine. As I pursue writing, I need honest opinions/criticism/encouragement.

If you’re here, thank you! I look forward to hearing from you.

You can also email me at kirsten(dot)l(dot)lamb(at)gmail(dot)com.

Things I don’t get.

September3

A few just plain random things to get off my mind and on the screen. Things I don’t get.
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Bun in the Oven. (Not me).

September2

Excuse me, but my uterus is shuddering. The good people of People.com have let the cat out of the bag: The Duggars are pregnant with their 19th child.
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No time!

July15

No time to blog! Ahhh!
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Bootcamp day #8

July9

Well, bootcamp is half over. I’d call it a success in progress. My body has adjusted to the torment, since day #3. I’m not too sore anymore, and today, I busted out 50 push-ups (still girly-style), 100 squats and 100 lunges per leg without breaking a sweat.

Yep, my sweat didn’t break — it was intact and running down my face, dripping off my nose.
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The beer can is half full.

July8

In the midst of my observations, I found the upside to camping! You combine the best of both worlds, camping and home.
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